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Nadeem
02-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Here are some funny mobile sms, hope you will like them

the nominee for best friend are you,you & you. but the winner is me because i have you
be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last
birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . .
don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need
for you I would go as far as the end of the world. do you promise to stay here ?"
hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain
i know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
i once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
it would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
i am a Killer I Kill People For Money , coz u r my friend i will kill u for nothing :)
actually seriuously practically really typically sincerely jokingly essentially interestingly obviously i want to disturb u !!!